WAPO : Climate Change Is A Top Spiritual Priority For These Religious Leaders

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Orthodox Climenical Patriarch Michael E. Mann of Penn State University releases a falcon rehabilitated by Anima in Spetses, Greece. (Image : Climatism parody)


Off the island of Spetses, the leader of 300 million Climatarians worldwide told a group of nearly 200 cult leaders, academics and activists that they needed to move beyond intellectualism when it came to the environment.

“What remains for us is to preach what we practice,” said Orthodox Climenical Patriarch Michael E. Mann of Penn State University. “Now we must begin the long and difficult way from the mind to the heart . . . May God guide you in your service to his people and the care of his creation.”

Read the non-parody article here via Wapo!

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The Alarmist Debating Keyboard

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Twitter / GalileoMovement: Alarmist Debating Keyboard …

Shift-lock for further options :

  • 97%
  • Settled Science
  • Overwhelming Evidence
  • Shift Goalposts
  • Claim ‘Cherry Picker’
  • Conspiracy Theory
  • Smear
  • Discredit Source
  • Link (un)SkepticalScience
  • If 99 Doctors Said…
  • Goodnite (H/t to Kalee Kreider)
  • Creationist (H/t to Peter Gerard)
  • Block (H/t to Lee Tennant)
  • When the debate is lost, hit the ‘White Supremacist’ key. (H/t to Ben Cubby and Ketan Joshi)
  • “The Ocean’s Ate My Global Warming”
  • “If we don’t act now, it will be too late…”
  • Creationism / Young Earth Science (H/t to Mick78)
  • Anti-vaccination (H/t to “Boris The Chicken“)
  • Right Winged lobby group with high profile funding (H/t to Preston Foster)

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UPDATE via @SteveSGoddard

Cut and paste phrases from the @OFA playbook :

  • “You are cherry-picking”
  • “New data is available”
  • “Science has advanced”
  • “Not peer-reviewed”

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Cheers to The Galileo Movement for the excellent new alarmist keyboard!

UPDATE

Alarmist @BenCubby doesn’t use most of the Debating keys, so The Galileo Movement customised this one to be more efficient :

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Contact the Sydney Morning Herald for your very own Ben Cubby Alarmist Keyboard-Overlay today! You too can avoid science, rational debate and default to ad-hominem just like Ben! (Click here for details)

DON’T MISS OUT !

If You Don’t Act Now, It Will Be Too Late!”

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Related : Prestigious German Research Centre Endorses “The League Of Deniers” | Climatism

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As seen on :

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  • We are 95% certain you are a big-tobacco funded anti-semitic denier: alarmist keyboard leaked. « JoNova
  • Climate Depot – Michael Mann’s warmist keyboard? ‘This keyboard is standard issue to any alarmist’

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